Mar
06

Groggy Bikini, taking it higher in the studio with technology

Rich, Jon, Brian and Risko being bigtime

I finally got around to loading some photos I took in the studio onto my computer. In this shot Risko is taking it higher..

Extended Bass Solo

Brian had to pull out all the stops, brought out extra boards with buttons and sliders

Also in this photo, Rik taking it even higher. Again.

Drumming in the studio is complicated and requires wires and technology.

Not featured in this photo is the bar graphs required for the computers to understand our music. Very sophisticated.

Feb
17

The most illegal move ever done in the history of Wrestling

If Pro-wrestling could continue along in this direction, you could count me a fan.

Feb
12

Nardwuar Plays The Groggy Bikini Hit “Hertz Donut” on his Radio Show

A little known fact, I grew up several houses down from the inimitable Nardwuar the Human Serviette. I remember all through High School excitedly taking note when he walked or drove by. What I didn’t know was that he was actually quite fascinated with my family as well; he being an only child and me being the second of 6 children. The irony.

If you don’t know who Nardwuar is then I offer a quick introduction: A Canadian National Treasure, a few of his notable interviews are: President Ford, James Brown, Snoop Dog (at least 5 times), and Mikhail Gorbachev, to name a few. He has a very popular radio show through CITR college radio in Vancouver BC Canada. If you don’t know much about him, I highly highly recommend checking out his Youtube and facebook pages. His interviews are like no other (and that’s putting it lightly).

With a fresh recording of Groggy Bikini’s “Turn on the Microwave and Dance to the Beat” I worked up the courage to walk over to his house and offer him a copy. What I didn’t know about Nardwuar is that he’s truly a very nice person. I thoroughly enjoyed talking to him about the Seattle and Vancouver music scene. But I’ll cut to the chase…

I ended up giving him a copy, and last night he emailed me letting me know that he played the hit “Hertz Donut” on his radio show. I’d be lying if I said my peacock fan is in full force right now. So here it is on his show, right before he does a very long interview with the one and only Jello biafra.

http://playlist.citr.ca/podcasting/audio/20110211-153902-to-20110211-170023.mp3

He also mentioned us on one of the free dailies up there, which is pretty funny

http://vancouver.24hrs.ca/Sports/5on5/2011/01/06/Jan_6_5_on_5.jpg

More big news to come!

Jan
29

All Hail Wardenclyffe

The Wardenclyffe Tower is one of the most intriguing historical structures you can or ever will read about. Not only was it about to completely revolutionize humans, their technology, and the energy they use to power it, but it was sabotaged by JP Morgan and blown up by the US Military, which sucks but is also kind of cool in it’s suckiness. Not only did Tesla have the forethought to make a telecommunications tower that would unite the world and beam free energy to all, he was cool enough to make it the most bitch’in looking tower there ever was, singlehandedly launching an entire industry of cheesy sci-fi art. It’s the perfect foil for Tesla himself, who became fodder for cheesy sci-fi villains, even after he died broke, sick, insane, and the most important inventor and contributor to modern-kind.

I think that by now you realize that Tesla’s Wardenclyffe Tower is the single greatest contribution to modern-kind despite it’s spectacular failure (the military blasted it with a million sticks of dynamite), I urge you to read one of the coolest things ever written or said by anyone period, much less an electricity geek with an epic mustache and a groovy name, and I quote:

“it is necessary for the machine to get a grip of the earth,” he explained, “otherwise it cannot shake the earth. It has to have a grip… so that the whole of this globe can quiver.”

I don’t even know what that means, but if some wicked dude with a mustache said that to my face I’d be his sworn supporter and his forever side-kick no matter if he wants it. End of story.

We devote the cover of our first album to the great Tesla, and his totally bitch’in Wardenclyffe Tower.

Jan
22

LadyFingers- a song about seagulls?

Seagulls aren’t beautiful things, they’re just rats with wings… yeah I said it. Bring it PETA! Here’s another song for all 14 of you that are waiting for our album to drop. Let’s us know what you think in the comments.

Jan
21

“If there are people dancing, There’s no reason for them not to have animal heads”

Every so often a phrase strikes me as so true, yet beyond reason and absurdity, that it gets imprinted into forever.

We’ve had the derned album recorded for a while now and flirted with the idea of just releasing it with a photo on the front of us playing our special brand of ultra-rock/super-garage-punk, but we thought, “what the poop, let’s have something groovy on the cover”. So we found a great artist willing to work with us, and Risko (REESHko) and I met up with him. We talked about this and that, colours, the sky, Nicolas Tesla, and Risko added this nugget: “If there are people dancing, there’s no reason they can’t have animal heads”. Doggonnit, if there’s a truer statement anywhere I’d have a hard time finding it.

So stay tuned. There’s a whole album of our music coming soon, and the cover will most likely feature people dancing with animal heads. I guess if they have animal heads, they’re not people, but you get the drift. For being patient, we just might release another nugget.

Jan
15

One of the 5 greatest words ever

Sesquapedalian. My computer doesn’t even recognize the
spelling that’s how edgy and butt-kicker this word is. If you’ve
never heard it, look it up and revel in it’s usage and the blank
stares from your friends when they hear you pull it out. Maybe
we’ll write a song and incorporate it somehow. One day I hope to
find the man that put this word together and thank him for his
cleverness. Then we’ll probably bear hug each other because we’re
kindred spirits.

Jan
08

2 Songs for the New Year

2010 is gone and time to get January going with a little taste of what we laid down over at Elliot Bay Recording with the help of our friend Brian.   The rest of the Groggyness will be available in the coming weeks when we release …turn on the microwave and dance to the beep.  Enjoy yourself!